{"product_id":"rickshaw-sinclair-duct-taped-to-destiny","title":"Rickshaw Sinclair: Duct-Taped to Destiny","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRickshaw Sinclair: Duct-Taped to Destiny\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBehold the pinnacle of post-modern absurdity: a Rickshaw Sinclair pen case, lovingly affixed to the wall with a single, glistening strip of duct tape. Is it art? Is it functional? Does it dream of holding pens again? No one knows—but that’s the magic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMinimalist Design\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One case. One tape. Infinite possibilities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGravity-Defying Performance\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Clings to walls like your questionable life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtistic Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Makes your white wall \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e while sparking deep conversations about capitalism, creativity, and whether or not you’ve lost your mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePenless Potential:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A bold critique of consumerism, carrying exactly zero pens—because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewho needs utility when you have symbolism?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePriced at a mere $6.2 million (negotiable, but only upwards), this avant-garde masterpiece invites you to embrace the chaos. Plus, it comes with the added thrill of knowing you own the world’s most sophisticated use of duct tape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pens sold separately. Duct tape is not archival safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Exclusive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50103948443970,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/8907\/5522\/files\/IMG-7506.heic?v=1733004539","url":"https:\/\/amarillostationery.mom\/products\/rickshaw-sinclair-duct-taped-to-destiny","provider":"Amarillo Stationery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}